Film Quotes

Where are you taking us? - Frodo (LOTR)

How Do We Get out of Harr!? - Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)

According to the map we've only gone 4 inches. - Harry (Dumb & Dumber)

GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first. - Igor (Young Frankenstein)

Morpheus: I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?

Merman! *cough, cough* Merman! *cough, cough* - Zoolander (Zoolander < Redunent! Haha!)

It don't matter what people call you it's what you answer to that counts.
- Madea/Tyler Perry in Madea Goes to Jail

Stupid is as stupid does. - Forest Gump

"Tina! Eat the food!" -Napoleon Dynamite

Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.

I got 27 different people live in my head, and every one of them ready to beat the (pulp) out of you. - Willy from Madea's Class Reunion

"Don't you think you're a little old to be... Hi! I'm Tom!" -10-Second Tom, 50 First Dates

"I'm not locked in here with you- you're all locked in here with me!"
-Rorschach, while in prison

"It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars? "
-the Joker

Why So Serious?? - Joker

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forest Gump

"But you ain't got no legs Lt. Dan!"

-"Yes, I know that."

Aww this movie made me cry. I laughed, then I cried you could say
Seriously, he's so simple, but so sweet *sniffle sniffle...*

"In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished; a vital voice once venerated, now vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation now stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish those venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violent, vicious, and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance. A vendetta, held as votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very great honour to meet you, and you may call me V."
-V, V for Vendetta

You is talking loco and I like it! - Hansel from Zoolander

*We got no food.........We got no jobs.... Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!*

-Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head! - Harry
Harry, I took care of it... - Lloyd (Dumb & Dumber)

**I had the best day of my life..... Mary and I went skiing, we ate snowcones.... She touched my leg;;; OKAY, KILL HIM!**

-Dumb and Dumber, Harry and Lloyd at gunpoint.

"That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death."

- Agent Smith


"Whoa"

-Neo